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[Average_Jerk]

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

The swap looks pretty clean, and 7500 is a steal.

Buy my old mines ecu and make 352 whp.

lol i closed his first thread cuase he didnt follow the rules

[Jesus Christ]

Originally Posted by skrapez

jazzy if you need a product model.... you can count on me. Ill even shave my ass for you.

Sure, but I need to do a private audition so I can see how ready to work you are

[got splits?]

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

The swap looks pretty clean, and 7500 is a steal.

Buy my old mines ecu and make 352 whp.

Fuck dude. I really am tempted. My dad will be like wtf probably if I show him, he won't be home for another 10 days actually.....hmmmmm if I can sell the E46 in the next couple days I'll fly down and drive it home.

Originally Posted by Average_Jerk

lol i closed his first thread cuase he didnt follow the rules

Seems legit?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally Posted by Average_Jerk

lol i closed his first thread cuase he didnt follow the rules

Hammer time!

[skrapez]

Originally Posted by Average_Jerk

lol i closed his first thread cuase he didnt follow the rules

lol douche

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

Sure, but I need to do a private audition so I can see how ready to work you are

inforsuprisenotsuchasurprisecauseiknowitscomebutts ecks

[ratty]

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

for the most part, adults aren't going to want to buy a car from a 20 year old. i personally wouldn't hire you.

Damn I look old for my age though When I was 17 my mom was shopping for an SUV and I was out with her at the BMW dealership looking at the X3. I had to go to my hockey game later that day and was dressed in my mandatory shirt and tie. A couple of people actually mistook me for a salesperson and we're asking me to show them cars.

Its worth a try; I need a job.

[Gator]

Originally Posted by got splits?

http://youtu.be/uEk2FbsHZSM

I WANT THIS.

haha thats awesome

[Francois Dillinger]

definitely worth a try. would be a cool gig if you could move cars. just looking it at their perspective, ya know?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally Posted by ratty

Damn I look old for my age though When I was 17 my mom was shopping for an SUV and I was out with her at the BMW dealership looking at the X3. I had to go to my hockey game later that day and was dressed in my mandatory shirt and tie. A couple of people actually mistook me for a salesperson and we're asking me to show them cars.

Its worth a try; I need a job.

Successful car salesmen work 355 days a year pulling 12 hour shifts.

[Average_Jerk]

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

Successful car salesmen work 355 days a year pulling 12 hour shifts.

true. youre always on the clock if you wanna make that commission

[jared1988]

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

Successful car salesmen work 355 days a year pulling 12 hour shifts.

my wife sold cars, worked 12 hour shift + 2 hr commute, 6 days a week. worked on a commisson and it was shit pay. worst job ever. ONE time she had a decent $3k paycheck, she sold 25 cars that month, ONE time in the year i knew her while she worked there

[Gator]

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

Successful car salesmen work 355 days a year pulling 12 hour shifts.

I work 11 hour days 5 days a week, but I'm running around going crazy trying to get everything done in those 11 hours, I'm going to go bald

[Kielan]

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

for the most part, adults aren't going to want to buy a car from a 20 year old. i personally wouldn't hire you.

Yeah this...

[skrapez]

Originally Posted by Gator

I work 11 hour days 5 days a week, but I'm running around going crazy trying to get everything done in those 11 hours, I'm going to go bald

join the club

[Gator]

Originally Posted by skrapez

join the club

I aint bald yet mother fucker

[Kielan]

Minka Kelly is so fucking hot.

[ratty]

In your opinions how much is it about knowing how to sell/being a people person vs. knowledge of the product?

Last summer I worked for a car-sharing non-profit and one of my tasks was to find a new car to add to the fleet. The car salesperson I was referred to by my boss was literally retarded on the topic of cars (tried to recommend to me the all-electric Toyota Prism, told me the Routan was a completely new vehicle unrelated to the Caravan). I realize most buyers are the same way and wouldn't notice these mistakes, but as an enthusiast hearing these things, it irritated me.

I feel like my knowledge of the product could be conveyed not in statistics and other numbers but rather stories of my familiarity with dubs. Story selling.

[Kielan]

Being a people person is far more important, knowledge of the product is something (in my experience) a lot of car salesmen lack.

[Francois Dillinger]

yup. especially considering most of the people that buy cars from dealerships don't really give a fuck.

[got splits?]

I'm currently working 11hrs a day 7 days a week soooo yeah.

[Francois Dillinger]

no one cares.

[Kielan]

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

yup. especially considering most of the people that buy cars from dealerships don't really give a fuck.

Yup. They're job is to sell everything they can to you and hype up what they can offer more than the car. Most cars sell themselves anyways, status symbols more than anything.

[Francois Dillinger]

Originally Posted by Kielan

Yup. They're job is to sell everything they can to you and hype up what they can offer more than the car. Most cars sell themselves anyways, status symbols more than anything.

their*

BOOM BITCH!

[skrapez]

Originally Posted by got splits?

I'm currently working 11hrs a day 7 days a week soooo yeah.

boohoo..... fuckin hipster. Must be a tough life riding your fixie to work and tuning up people's bikes all day.

[Average_Jerk]

Originally Posted by Francois Dillinger

their*

BOOM BITCH!

oh snap!