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06-22-2012, 12:02 PM
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Listen to your doctor!!!!!
Fuck my life.
I am 27 and my wife and I have 2 kids and do not want anymore. So, lets do the manly thing and get a vasectomy. The surgery and awkwardness of an old man with a lazy eye felling on your nuts was bad enough (Yes, I let an older man with a lazy eye touch my pepe and cut into my balls........ call me nuts! lulz) and the pain of the surgery was so so but when the doctor tells you to take it easy for a week or so........ LISTEN!!!!!
Nope, my dumbass knows more than the doctors. Fuck this sittin around stuff.
Friday morning = surgery and sitting around for the rest of the day with an ice pack on my nuts
Saturday = more sitting around and watching US Open golf (this was last weekend)
Sunday = Golfing and playing 2 softball games that night
Monday = me not being able to walk. My left nut feels like it has a clothes pin on it ......... gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So lots of ice and Percocet and I am up and mobile again but still very sore.
Tuesday -Thursday = more of the same. Wake up feeling like 7 angry prom dates with pointy shoes have been kicking me in the groin all night .......... some ice and pills later off to work and limping around all day.
So today I decided to go see the lazy eye doc. He pokes/prods on my nuts and gahhhhhhh........ sends me to a knee........ holy fuck does that hurt. Turns out I have an infection with a ton of inflamation, in my nuts
So here I sit, ice on my nuts, taking percocet.
Fuck
My
Life
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06-22-2012, 12:05 PM
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Creativity breaks rules
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damn son
i'm lost for words
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06-22-2012, 12:18 PM
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hypebeasthellafreshswag
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o_o
I could never do that to my nuts.
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06-22-2012, 12:47 PM
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Deal with BLARRRGHGH
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I am at a loss for words. I can't even begin to imagine the pain.
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We all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.
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06-22-2012, 12:48 PM
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Gah! Well, looks like you are actually going to have to rest for at least a week. That does NOT sound fun.
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06-22-2012, 12:51 PM
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sweet fuck man. that sounds terrible.
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06-22-2012, 01:22 PM
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O.G. StanceWorks Sponsor!
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Dude.
That's nuts.
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06-22-2012, 01:51 PM
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sucks dude. hope they get that get that infection under control and don't have to amputate. 
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06-22-2012, 02:09 PM
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Deal with BLARRRGHGH
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Dude.
That's nuts.
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That's a ballsy statement to make. It almost sounds like you fly by the seat of your pants with comments like that, Andrew.
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We all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.
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06-22-2012, 02:30 PM
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An infection...in your nuts.
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06-22-2012, 03:11 PM
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Kielan <3
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The first mistake you made was getting your nuts chopped out and not making the wife get her guts removed.
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06-22-2012, 03:15 PM
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Ouuuuuuuuuch.
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06-22-2012, 06:29 PM
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I don't know what to say.
Hope you get better dude.
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06-22-2012, 06:47 PM
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I ♥ my Sonderklasse.
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That sucks. Hope you get better man.
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06-22-2012, 08:30 PM
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bogan pride
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Lukey shut the fuck up
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i'm so tired from al the sex, i can't handle drinks atm lol
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06-22-2012, 08:56 PM
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Fuck, that's unfortunate, but you're an idiot for thinking you could play a softball game 2 days after ball surgery hahahaha.
Definitely should have made the woman get her tubes tied!
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06-23-2012, 03:29 AM
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The Rogue Raccoon
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Fuck, that's unfortunate, but you're an idiot for thinking you could play a softball game 2 days after ball surgery hahahaha.
Definitely should have made the woman get her tubes tied!
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I know a woman who did that... and still got pregenent after
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P.S. Is your tail a wagon?
Show cars are lame.
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06-23-2012, 03:43 AM
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scared of heights
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My balls are hurting just reading this.
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06-23-2012, 04:54 AM
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Kelly
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I also don't know why you would share this story on the internet lol. There are many jokes to come of this in the future, I am sure. 
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06-23-2012, 07:07 AM
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Kielan <3
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I have the weirdest boner right now...
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06-23-2012, 07:22 AM
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Creativity breaks rules
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I have the weirdest boner right now...
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06-23-2012, 09:22 AM
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iNViSiBLSKRaTCHPiKLZ
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Same
Fuckin' aye that sucked though man... and thanks for sharing!! 
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06-23-2012, 11:26 AM
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The irony is in the softball games
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06-23-2012, 11:30 AM
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hypebeasthellafreshswag
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Quote:
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The irony is in the softball games
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Hahahahahahahahahahah
Iseewhatyoudidthere
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06-23-2012, 12:44 PM
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Professional Golfer
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it's better then having a 3rd kid.
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