Things non-car guys say

[Tanel]

atm most of the questions are about rhd driving.
Almost every guy who knows about my new car have asked something like this:

Is it weird to drive on the wrong side?
Are the pedals and gears in opposite order too?
How do you perform overtakes?
How about McDrive?
Is your car still registred in GB?
Is it legal to drive it?
What does the cop's say ?

i'm so annoyed by them, so now i make up some dumb answers.

[Randomofodication]

"Why do you like low cars"
"Low cars are stupid, you can't drive them anywhere and they don't look good"
"Doesn't that wreck things?"
"Why do you always go to the junkyard, can't you just buy parts from a shop"

And my personal favourite
"Dude you should get a lifted truck instead of lowering stupid cars"

[Shaun708]

Are your tires flat?

[DER E30]

atm most of the questions are about rhd driving.
Almost every guy who knows about my new car have asked something like this:

Is it weird to drive on the wrong side?
Are the pedals and gears in opposite order too?
How do you perform overtakes?
How about McDrive?
Is your car still registred in GB?
Is it legal to drive it?
What does the cop's say ?

i'm so annoyed by them, so now i make up some dumb answers.

Drive through backwards...

[andr3er]

"thin tires and nice/bigger rims("18) are only for supercars...they look ridicolous on normal car"

[Tanel]

Drive through backwards...

I'm going to try that

[MommysLittleMonster]

I'm going to try that

Not sure why it's so funny.

[MrJereMoose]

How do you even drive that in Connecticut roads?
-Oh... It's on air suspension so I can raise it up...
Wow! That's so cool that it has hydraulics!

[stm_lacedup]

I was watching this video in study hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUDpYbawwY

and a teacher comes over and says
"Why is that guy fishtailing everywhere?"
"He must need new tires every week, that's so dumb"
"That car must be front wheel drive"

[CandySucker]

I'm a gamer

[MrJereMoose]

I was dropping off a friend at town fair tire today, and one of the workers nearly had a heart attack because he thought he was going to put tires on my jetta. He said he didn't think they could even get it on the lift... It was aired out, but it's not close to laying frame... And besides, it's a lowered mkv jetta, there's a pretty decent chance that it's bagged.

[Luke Girard]

When people ask me why I bought another BMW when I already have one. And when I talk about how I **** fender gap and they just stand there and look at me with a blank face.

[bimmerspotter]

"i like dick"

[bimmerspotter]

When people ask me why I bought another BMW when I already have one. And when I talk about how I **** fender gap and they just stand there and look at me with a blank face.

everytime.

[Nick475]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"