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This is every single non-car person after they tell me to find them a car for a few thousand (2-4K) dollars and i send them some that i think are a good deal.
"those are all too old/too high of mileage, im looking for something like 2009-up with less than 50k miles"
uhhh, nobody sells almost new cars for $2-4k unless theyre wrecked or in a flood you idiots
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Originally posted by Oh Damn, it's Sam View PostStop digging. Just put the shovel down and stop. fucking. digging.1991 pp1Honda Beat Build
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Originally posted by Kielan View PostLOL ok dude.
Originally posted by High_5erHella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.
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Originally posted by RoughOldSuby View PostPeople that have never seen a car with a turbo timer
"Are you just going to leave your car and lights going?"
"Nah it'll turn off"
"OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"
Every. Time.
Originally posted by High_5erHella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.
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Them: "why do you want another set of wheels?"
Me: "why do you need more than one style of shirt?"
Them: "because it would be boring wearing the same thing all the time."
Me: "there you go."
I like to throw it right back at people. Haha.
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"How do you even drive that thing??"
Carefully.
"How do you go over speed bumps??"
I don't.
Or my favorite is when people think theyre car is better just because its newer or less miles...
"What year is your car? 93? Yeahhh, mines an '07.."
And?
"Well mines only got 90 thowwwww thoughh!"
ANNND? Mines got 200k and it doesnt look that hurt..Last edited by High_5er; 04-30-2014, 09:50 AM.
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Them: "Your bumper is going to fall off"
Me: "I doubt it, I'm not even that low"
Them: "Well you should raise it up to make sure that won't happen"
Me: "I want to go lower actually"
Them: "You're an idiot"
One of my friends told me the other day "When I'm with other people, and I see steep driveways, I tell them you couldn't make it up that"
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Originally posted by High_5er View Post
"How do you go over speed bumps??"
I don't.
Originally posted by High_5erHella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.
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Originally posted by puzzlemaster94 View PostThem: "Your bumper is going to fall off"
Me: "I doubt it, I'm not even that low"
Them: "Well you should raise it up to make sure that won't happen"
Me: "I want to go lower actually"
Them: "You're an idiot"
One of my friends told me the other day "When I'm with other people, and I see steep driveways, I tell them you couldn't make it up that"
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Originally posted by Titty View PostEvery subaru I see is completely stock with the exception of an HKS bov.Last edited by High_5er; 05-01-2014, 09:43 AM.
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Originally posted by High_5er View PostNow this ^^ I couldnt have put it better myself. Hella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.
Originally posted by High_5erHella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.
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