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  • #16
    Hi, I'm Nicholas and i drive a Accord Euro and I appreciate all the inputs that you guys give me about my car.

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    • #17
      Hi, I'm Luke. I'm nearly a qualified mechanic, and I own/drive 2 lame Hondas and trying to sell the 7 series BMW I own. Everyone here thinks my balls are in my girlfriends handbag since I don't really play with my cars that much at the moment but I think otherwise obviously and have my own reasons as to why I don't.

      I am also an alcoholic.

      Adios amigos.

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      • #18
        Hi I'm Spados, my real name is Wade but no one ever calls me that but my grandparents. I have a BMW and red hair. Don't socialise too much and Oxer says I'm the illest.
        IG: wade_rees_
        BMW 320i E30 turbo

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        • #19
          Get fucked! Oxer tells me I'm the illest!

          Also my sig tells you all you need to know!

          ___________________________________________

          SELF PROCLAIMED KING OF JUVIES!
          ___________________________________________

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          • #20
            Hi im mohsen. Doctors say im not 100% but they quickly took that back when I peeled the skin off their children with a spoon!
            I enjoy long walks through neighborhood parks late at night and watching my neighbors shower through my telescope.
            I drive a nissan skyline. I like it because my ex girlfriend fit in the boot and the voice in my head, larry told me to kill every one that has a mustache

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            • #21
              Thought id join in to.

              Names nej I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. So yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

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              • #22
                Hi, I'm Stu.

                I'm an Technical Specialist for a phone company.

                I have a VR commodore and it has SSL in the back. Dolches on the front and business tyres in the back.

                I also like vagina
                [QUOTE=Oxer;1593769]I Love VW's[/QUOTE]

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                • #23
                  This thread is seriously full of the lulz.

                  Fuck I love you guys. #nohomo
                  IG: @sebastienaudeon
                  1974 Porsche 911S

                  Originally posted by TRaNz
                  *pats Sebs head*
                  there there.
                  keep calm, go mash your face on a car window.

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                  • #24
                    My bad didn't know there was a specific area to introduce myself.

                    Couple of pics, a little old. Will take some newer ones once I wash the car today.

                    Not real good with forums and uploading photos

                    Explore Nathaniel Worsley’s 23 photos on Flickr!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by mohsen View Post
                      Hi im mohsen and I fucked all of those posters ↑↑↑ in the arse.
                      That was a good night

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                      • #26
                        Hi im Rob. I just spent 4 weeks cruising around Italy and just spent the last 3 days at Atlantis on the palm in Dubai while u kents froze your ass' s off in Melbourne.

                        Hahahahahaha aw shit I'll be back in melbourne in 18 hours.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Bflat View Post
                          Fuck off cunt, I bet you don't even use instagram or have a watermark.
                          Who the fuck are you? No intro so dont know you, god damn gooks trying to be keyboard warriors...

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                          • #28
                            Hey, I`m George, or Cat, or Cheshire Cat or whatever Boris the Blade, I`ve got off road and anti stance Passat B5. Prefer vw, porsche blah-blah-blah...
                            be fivepointfive

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                            • #29
                              Dylan
                              Orginally a country bumkin
                              Have a black VW Bora (no its not thestu's or zero clearance's bora )
                              have a few sets of mad hellaflush deep dish xxr and rotas
                              I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time
                              Last edited by dylan8; 05-27-2013, 08:43 PM.
                              Sarcasm is easily calculated on vortex dude. Take 4 parts GLI lip and divide by BBS RS. If you are left with a remainder, subtract it from omgmoarlow. Profit.

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                              • #30
                                Mitch

                                Have a White VW mk5 Jetta

                                I've seen more 70+yr old vagina then ya pop

                                Don't laugh, if i stay in my current job i'll probably also see your mrs'

                                Originally posted by Bflat
                                There were some fish

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