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[coconutt]

Don't you have his number? Sext his ass.

[Lukey]

i do, cbf. lol

[180roman]

Sup Cunts

[CrackerTeg]

Sup Roman.

[Lukey]

biznitches

[mrg7243]

So after working a fuck ton today. I come home and ask what was for dinner. Now mind you Saturdays is pizza day.

So im like yeah picturing this


My sister says yeah we had pizza leftovers are in the fridge.

So I of course do this to the fridge being the fatass hungry fuck I am



As I get to the fridge she says oh we had frozen pizza. My heart sank.



Staring into the deep abyss of the fridge looking for the fucking pizza. I grab the pizza expecting meh.

I see somthing resembling this





And now I sit here pondering what in the sweet fuck I am going to eat.

[Dudermagee]

you're dumb

[mrg7243]

you're dumb

Thanks duder

[coconutt]

That sucks Matt.

So Broman, updates on the broad?

[180roman]

Was having an interesting chat to my sister's finance's cousin last night.

He is very much an entrepreneur, has studied hypnosis and stuff for a few years in London as well, has many great ideas.

He actually just got a job selling real estate and i recon he will be killing it because he could probably sell an icy pole to an Eskimo. He actually said he hypnotized the interviewers during the interview so that both companies he applied for both said you need to come work for us, we don't need to interview any more people.

I'm kinda interested if he could hypnotize me to help me get a job, he said he can do it. Would be interesting to see if it works.

[coconutt]

Seems like you've already been hypnotized.

[180roman]

That sucks Matt.

So Broman, updates on the broad?

Not much just wait till Monday when she will give me a call

[180roman]

Seems like you've already been hypnotized.

I find hypnosis pretty interesting because I've seen a guy bite a lemon and say it is a peach when under hypnosis and then take another bite and they would wake him from the trance and he would be WTF its a lemon. Some crazy shit.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Goddamn son of a bitch

[Lukey]

i planned to do many things today

i havent done one yet and its 1230pm

lol