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Remember how we were starting on another E39 M5 axle-back? Well, it’s almost done, so you know what that means — weld porn time!
This axle-back has flown together in what seems like no time at all. This time around, we assembled each component of the system, then went in headfirst to do all the final welds. As a result, we’ve become more efficient at producing these kits, but with the same weld quality you’ve come to expect from us. We’ll start out with three shots of the pieces being assembled and tacked together:
This time, we’re not going to create a fake porno movie dialogue, nor will we be explaining the history of pornography. Today, we’ll be interspersing the weld porn with quotes from what is probably the best movie about the porn industry to date, Boogie Nights! Featuring none other than the head of the Funky Bunch himself, “Marky” Mark Wahlberg.
(in a scene from "Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town")
Dirk: (as Brock) You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk: (as Brock) Then feast on that.
Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi… high fidelity. What that means is that it’s the highest quality fidelity.
Dirk: Aren’t you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.
Dirk: Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon.
Both halves of the exhaust should be done today, and the hangers should be done the day thereafter! Things are moving quickly here, so don’t go away for too long or you might miss something good! See you tomorrow!
This axle-back has flown together in what seems like no time at all. This time around, we assembled each component of the system, then went in headfirst to do all the final welds. As a result, we’ve become more efficient at producing these kits, but with the same weld quality you’ve come to expect from us. We’ll start out with three shots of the pieces being assembled and tacked together:
This time, we’re not going to create a fake porno movie dialogue, nor will we be explaining the history of pornography. Today, we’ll be interspersing the weld porn with quotes from what is probably the best movie about the porn industry to date, Boogie Nights! Featuring none other than the head of the Funky Bunch himself, “Marky” Mark Wahlberg.
(in a scene from "Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town")
Dirk: (as Brock) You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk: (as Brock) Then feast on that.
Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi… high fidelity. What that means is that it’s the highest quality fidelity.
Dirk: Aren’t you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.
Dirk: Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon.
Both halves of the exhaust should be done today, and the hangers should be done the day thereafter! Things are moving quickly here, so don’t go away for too long or you might miss something good! See you tomorrow!
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