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    Default Aussie intro thread - new members post here

    New members, please post here instead of making a new thread.

    NOMSAYIN!?

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    Hi, my names Oxer, and im an alcoholic. Its been 3 hours since my last drink..... wait, im drinking now.




    New users, post here, from now on ill be closing and deleteing threads that are introducing you.
    Quote Originally Posted by anth View Post
    Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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    Hi, im TRaNz, and i love Taylor Swift, Maccas, KFC and blue V.
    S I N G L E | W O R K S - Loneliness is a Lifestyle

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    Hi, I'm Mat. I own a BMW and I masturbate constantly.

    I'd shake your hand, But yeah...

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    what is this? i dont even

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    Hi I am Mitchell, but you can call me Stigma! I am a Design student who raps and loves cars... Ladies get in my pants! Only if your'e sixteen tho!

    Oh and I own a BMW so I also masturbate constantly

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    Hi, I'm Seb, you can call me Seb.

    I get my nerd on each day building iOS applications as a job.
    In my free time, I love me a well executed car.

    I used to own a bug, but time goes on and now I own a Subaru.
    I have a girlfriend who will soon be my fiance, so I don't need to masturbate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    *pats Sebs head*
    there there.
    keep calm, go mash your face on a car window.

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    I'm anth and I don't like you.

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    I can feel the love Anth! <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    *pats Sebs head*
    there there.
    keep calm, go mash your face on a car window.

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    Hi My name is Reece. I have a camry but its stock but the back sags a little so it's stanced. ****** gonna ****

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    Hi, I'm Melvin and I'm a photographer with my trusty iPhone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melv View Post
    Hi, I'm Melvin and I'm a photographer with my trusty iPhone!
    Fuck off cunt, I bet you don't even use instagram or have a watermark.

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    I'm andew and I have a Mitsubishi impreza

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    Hi im mohsen and I fucked all of those posters ↑↑↑ in the arse.

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    Sup, I'm Jordan, 18.

    Been around for a while, post every couple days but come on S|W probably 3 times a day.

    I dip my boost bars in blue v.

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    Hi, I'm Nicholas and i drive a Accord Euro and I appreciate all the inputs that you guys give me about my car.

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    Hi, I'm Luke. I'm nearly a qualified mechanic, and I own/drive 2 lame Hondas and trying to sell the 7 series BMW I own. Everyone here thinks my balls are in my girlfriends handbag since I don't really play with my cars that much at the moment but I think otherwise obviously and have my own reasons as to why I don't.

    I am also an alcoholic.

    Adios amigos.

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    Hi I'm Spados, my real name is Wade but no one ever calls me that but my grandparents. I have a BMW and red hair. Don't socialise too much and Oxer says I'm the illest.

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    Get fucked! Oxer tells me I'm the illest!

    Also my sig tells you all you need to know!

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    Hi im mohsen. Doctors say im not 100% but they quickly took that back when I peeled the skin off their children with a spoon!
    I enjoy long walks through neighborhood parks late at night and watching my neighbors shower through my telescope.
    I drive a nissan skyline. I like it because my ex girlfriend fit in the boot and the voice in my head, larry told me to kill every one that has a mustache

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    Thought id join in to.

    Names nej I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. So yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

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    Hi, I'm Stu.

    I'm an Technical Specialist for a phone company.

    I have a VR commodore and it has SSL in the back. Dolches on the front and business tyres in the back.

    I also like vagina
    [QUOTE=Oxer;1593769]I Love VW's[/QUOTE]

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    This thread is seriously full of the lulz.

    Fuck I love you guys. #nohomo
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    1974 Porsche 911S

    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    *pats Sebs head*
    there there.
    keep calm, go mash your face on a car window.

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    My bad didn't know there was a specific area to introduce myself.

    Couple of pics, a little old. Will take some newer ones once I wash the car today.

    Not real good with forums and uploading photos

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/96448043@N07/

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohsen View Post
    Hi im mohsen and I fucked all of those posters ↑↑↑ in the arse.
    That was a good night

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