Southpaw's Autographed M-Tech 2 Front Bumper.

[southpaw]

Thats right motherlovers.

The bumper is up for sale.

What am i talking about?

Oh. You're in for a treat, b!tches.


This little b!tch was painted black sapphire metallic, then i cracked it the week before bimmerfest.

Knowing that i had to get a new one, i decided to have a little fun: let all my fellow fanatics sign it.

And then all hell broke loose.


This is the latest pic of the bumper



http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t331/SouthpawE46/augustautocross039.jpg




Holy fuucking shiit.




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Yes.


It is signed by e-famous BMW owners such as.

-4ngie (love her)
-Spastic Dwarf (has a rusty beard)
-ChrisTKHarris (apparently he is azn)
-Pswirley (has pink calipers)
-DaRedRocket (The Czar of stance
-Yours truely (has that wierd bumper and pink bike?)
-many many other of our favorite fanatics

there are probobly over 100 signatures and over 20 little quirks on the bumper.

THERE IS EVEN A MOTHERFUUCKING DRAGON ON THE DRIVERS SIDE. HOLY BALLS.

Yes. I am BSing you not, a MOTHER FUUCKING DRAGON.

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HOLY BALLS. IS THIS THE NORCAL/SOCAL GENERAL CHAT? You better beleive it.

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t331/SouthpawE46/thefest178-3.jpg







But Brandon, how much would you sell this piece of e-gold for?


Mother fuuckers. We're starting the bid at 2500 bucks.

What the fuuuck? 2500 bucks?

Yes.

You better believe it.

Mother fuuckers.





No, this is not a serious FS ad.



But if you REALLY wanna buy it. I'll sell it to you. If you want?

[JSanders]

I'll start the bidding at 2700.

[SeanDub]

Go play outside, you are much too bored

[southpaw]

I just fapped and i'm bored whilst recharging.



I wish Billy Mays could make me an infomercial.

[boligrafo123]

Gotta love that after-fap high.

[southpaw]

Kevlar banned me for a week for posting this in the classifieds on there..

Fuck bf.c

[SeanDub]

:rofl

[schroedin]

Special appearance by:
http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/032/e/8/Epic_Fire_Dragon_Render_by_FoxMcCarther.png

:rofl :rofl

[southpaw]

:rofl:


The ad was supposed to be liek this

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/575675/1053945.jpg

[E36Bimmer93]

:rofl
Great fucking ad. I almost threw out a bid just because of the manner it was represented.... Did Kev really give you the banstick for this? :rofl

[southpaw]

:rofl
Great fucking ad. I almost threw out a bid just because of the manner it was represented.... Did Kev really give you the banstick for this? :rofl

Yes. One week.


And he deleted the thread. :rolleyes

[Gottalovethexi]

Yes. One week.


And he deleted the thread. :rolleyes
lul damn, did you see my post before it got deleted? haha

[Nightfox.Technologies]

Hahahahaha hahaha the Fucking Dragon is clutch!

[southpaw]

lul damn, did you see my post before it got deleted? haha

:rofl: no what did you say?

[schroedin]

Hahahahaha hahaha the Fucking Dragon is clutch!

You're god damn right it is.

[southpaw]

Holy balls, its the mother fucking dragon.

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t331/SouthpawE46/jennyswalk155-1.jpg

[frey328is]

i loled

[s52e368]

i didnt sign, so therefore its worthless.

[///Montizzle]

:rofl you actually got banned for this :rofl

[JSanders]

Holy balls, its the mother fucking dragon.

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t331/SouthpawE46/jennyswalk155-1.jpg


:roflThis is just great!

[Gottalovethexi]

lol i just said, "tradez?"

[Rhynolite]

hai will this fit mai kar it would look so hella sik omg plz sell it to me

[B Rod]

I think the funniest part is you got banned for it on bf.c. Nazi hell, that place is.

[RedE46Bimmer]

http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww23/rede46bimmer/trogdor.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gz1DIIxmEE

:rofl:

[bimmerlifestyle]

lol hahah bump for a great guy lol

[325irollin]

Will this fit my e36?



:shifty

[Gator]

The fuck? Does my signature mean nothing?

[Relax]

The fuck? Does my signature mean nothing?

Simply put, yes. :D

[Jamil]

LOL best thread evar