Sucks to be 80% of this forum...

[rubadub]

Well, just read this. Had a good laugh, apparently the writer owns an Audi, which I find funny since Top Gear thinks all Audi owners are cocks.

Anyway, enjoy. :)

http://konkocars.com/2009/07/15/the-top-10-cars-driven-by-douchebags/?AID=10546635&PID=3323800

[SeanDub]

Hahaha

[6erWebb]

Wait "anything BMW is a revered douchebag car"?

Well, I drive a "bimmer"... guess Im a douche oh well

[dubbr]

Lol, that was a good read

[B Rod]

No WRX, EVO, or SRT4s??

[Dr.AK]

Proud to be a douche, yo dawg.

[///Montizzle]

Fail list is fail. BMW should no doubt be on the list...

But how can there be no Escalade, STI/EVO, or SRT-4...cmon

[Gator]

Do I technically fall under the mk4 jetta gti catagory? Because I technically don't have a jetta or gti, but i do have a mk4

[M.Burroughs]

You're a douchebag, so yes. <3

[Stolzy]

im surprised the srt4 didnt make it on that list but a mk4 did? wow haha

[KMFDM28]

Wait "anything BMW is a revered douchebag car"?

Well, I drive a "bimmer"... guess Im a douche oh well

I came to the conclusion long ago that I'm a "douche" no matter what I'm driving. :stickoutt I'd rather be a douche in a 540i than a douche in a neon. I drive like a douchebag....and depending on the prudeness level of the motorist witnessing my "douchebaggery", one might say I drive like a comlete-and-utter douchebag. :rofl

[mojocoggo]

Can I still be one even if I don't have one of those cars?

[///Montizzle]

Only if you as nicely

[rubadub]

Haha, I do wonder how the SRT4 didn't make it on there, that and Camaro's and Mustangs either. Oh, and lifted truck owners...can't tell you how many times a douche in one of those thought it'd be cute to blind the Mk4 sitting on it's balls with high beams. Fucking d-bags.

[schroedin]

With a huge market of aftermarket parts (that can be overnighted from Japan) this car is rarely found stock, and always has a douche behind the wheel. Powered by the legendary Vtec, it is believed by douchebags to be the fastest car on the road. They are commonly found revving their engine at stoplights and racing soccer mom’s minivans to boost their ego. If sounds of lawn equipment are heard on your street then it is most likely a douchebag driving an Integra.

:rofl

[RomanTaylor]

Funny, but we all should remember, it's not all about car - it's about driver. :)

[Reichy]

Hahahaha that was funny as.
I wish the write looked at the holden commodore.
mega douchebag and bogan car.
Check it

[ginger_snaps]

my left arm is always hanging out the side window when driving, guess im a douche minus the tan

[southpaw]

fucking bimmers.

[87e30]

This list is BS.

Since when was a stock maxima a dbag car over all the cars forgotten, mustang 5.0 and srt-4 should DEFINITELY be on the list.

[OSSHWA]

No Mustang GT? I mean, Mustang GT's ARE god's car aren't they? Well, of course we all know that is false, but trying telling that to 1,000 Mustang GT owners that live in my town that all believe they have the fastest car on the planet.

And I agree, STI's and SRT-4's def should have made the list. My roomate/best friend has an '06 STI and he thinks he is god's gift in that car. But as for EVO's.......most EVO guys I know are very chill and open minded.

And I can't believe the Cobalt SS made the list. Having owned mine for almost 3 years now, and having held multiple giant East Coast Cobalt meets, gathering up to 60-70 Cobalts at one location, and I still get together with some of the local Cobalt guys from time to time, and I can say that yes, there are some douchebags who are always like "ZOMG WATCH ME DO A MAD TYTE BURNOUT WHILE MY LED LIGHTS ARE ON", most of us Cobalt SS owners are actually non-douchers. Just a bunch of guys who all agree that we have slow cars, looking to make nice, clean, reliable daily drivers, and sometimes, a weekend track toy. But our egos certainly aren't nearly as inflated as the boosted 4-door (STI/SRT) guys.

Oh, and on another note.........new(er) GTO's. GTO's def should have been on the list too.

[Moose]

And I can't believe the Cobalt SS made the list.

I can believe it made that list, I assumed you were a douche because you bought a Cobalt SS
Porsche should definitely be on there.

[Nightfox.Technologies]

Lmao good stuff!

[Nightfox.Technologies]

Many of us are on this forum cause we ***** the douchbags on the bimmer sites for ****** our style anyway so F' them hahaha

[Tuck&Poke]

i think all the cars on that list should be there, plus more.

i will probably NEVER be on that kind of list because only moms and old people drive my car. im still a douchebag though.

btw, no mention of 240 drivers? those guys can be hella douchy