Robert Garret Presents: [Archive]

M.Burroughs

07-19-2009, 06:24 AM

I was out this past evening shooting Fluid's latest car for PBMW magazine, during which a bum wanted to pose for pictures.

Allow me to introduce:

http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/../Pictures/RobertG1.jpg

http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/../Pictures/RobertG2.jpg

http://www.stanceworks.com/Pictures/RobertG3.jpg

:rofl

<3 Hootie, Ficarra, Moose, and Fluid MotorUnion for such a legit car.

Pswirley

07-19-2009, 09:00 AM

Fucking Dope.

This by far supercedes the Fluid Vegas photoshoot. Fucking Dope to the point that I want to buy posters of each of these shots and put them in my man cave.

I hope you spotted this guy a $20, he is gonna be a fucking star.

TheStig

07-19-2009, 09:54 AM

That is sooo tight haha. Awesome shots.

SeanDub

07-19-2009, 11:00 AM

Hahahahahaha

OSSHWA

07-19-2009, 11:28 AM

Dresses awfully nice for a bum.....

danewilson77

07-19-2009, 11:49 AM

Love it man.....those pics are sic. When will the posters be available?

BADwayz

07-19-2009, 12:43 PM

Ill take a poster as well.

Dubmd

07-19-2009, 12:51 PM

haha this is awesome!
Ill take a poster as well.

+1

Travis

07-19-2009, 01:01 PM

:rofl

Ollie

07-19-2009, 01:12 PM

hahahahaha epic.:rofl

I'd like to see the front fitment though. The rear is sooo on poiint.

FluidMotorUnion

07-19-2009, 01:14 PM

Owners Wife Ashley: "Is that our car?"

87e30

07-19-2009, 01:19 PM

Owners Wife Ashley: "Is that our car?"

haha. awesome.

Presns3

07-19-2009, 01:35 PM

pretty nice shoes for a bum
lol

southpaw

07-19-2009, 02:06 PM

Epic pics. Bum = win

RedE46Bimmer

07-19-2009, 02:12 PM

That is fvckin awesome!!! The first two are my favorite. lol

danewilson77

07-19-2009, 02:13 PM

pretty nice shoes for a bum
lol

That's a tight ass hoody too!!!

Digitalwave

07-19-2009, 02:22 PM

I'd like to see the front fitment though. The rear is sooo on poiint.

I was thinking the same thing. If the front is anything like the rear I'll splooge.

Awesome pics by the way. And if he's really a bum he must be livin' large!

schroedin

07-19-2009, 03:28 PM

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

TheNeek

07-19-2009, 03:48 PM

Is he packing an umbrella?

Burn535i

07-19-2009, 04:10 PM

absolutely awesome shoot, that car is beyond amazing

WhiteStripes

07-19-2009, 04:36 PM

Hahaha that's freaking hilarious. Nice job with the photos as always Mike, and great job on the car FMU.

theseeker411

07-19-2009, 04:43 PM

pretty nice shoes for a bum
lol

Dude yeah, his Nikes are cleaner than my white Etnites.

OSSHWA

07-19-2009, 04:46 PM

Is he packing an umbrella?

lol I just noticed that. At first glance I thought it was a bottle, but upon closer inspection, I realized that it might be an umbrella :rofl

JSanders

07-19-2009, 05:08 PM

Someone put that guy in their sig!

Pswirley

07-19-2009, 05:42 PM

Not to e-ball or anything, but I often take shoes that have been worn 2 or 3 times and give them to homeless guys under the bridge or whatever. I am sure there are some pimpin ass bums rocking some Jordans in San Diego. In fact, I know there are at least two.

SeanDub

07-19-2009, 05:43 PM

Give em to me instead, kthx

mpower5266

07-19-2009, 06:18 PM

Yall are goofy as hell. haha

Everything looks sick as usual and I would def be down for a poster.

Pswirley

07-19-2009, 06:42 PM

Give em to me instead, kthx

I pulled up to a guy one time and was like, "bro, what size shoes you wear, I got some brand new kicks for you if you can deal with a size 12."

He says,"awww man, I wear a 10."

I drove off thinking, "How the fuck does a barefoot bum not want a new pair of shoes because they are a little too big....."

I gave them to some other guy by the stadium as we went into the Padres game. He said Jordans, damn buddy. I am sure he traded them for at least 3 40oz.'s and a bottle of Boone's Farm.

Stephen

07-19-2009, 07:43 PM

Do want poster.

SUCH a sick m roadster.

B Rod

07-19-2009, 07:48 PM

:rofl Those are classic.

the dingo

07-19-2009, 07:53 PM

that's one tight bimmer.

and you guys turned that bum into an e-celebrity overnight.

hootie

07-19-2009, 08:15 PM

Robert Fucking Garrett was hilarious. BTW Lego is making a full recovery, and my driving has gotten a LOT slower. Still looking for a smaller M42 oil pan for more lower.

Flavourless

07-20-2009, 12:45 AM

Fuckin Awesome Mike!!! Reminds me when we were doing a shoot for a magazine with one of my old cars and a guy came walking down the ally that looked like he came straight out of the matrix.

Anyways posters are a must! I am in!!

Ficarra

07-20-2009, 02:07 AM

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I'm glad I came down for this. Best photo shoot ever. I had such a blast.

I still :rofl every time I think about this guy. Robbert Garret is fucking legit. No way around it. RFG is gangster as hell.

<3 Mike, Hootie, Moose, and Fluid. Great times.

Stolzy

07-20-2009, 03:20 AM

holy shizzzz. those wheels.. wow. amaing.

more pics pls

BimmerDawg

07-20-2009, 10:51 AM

:rofl Fucking a. I love it!

B Rod

07-20-2009, 11:18 AM

BTW Lego is making a full recovery, and my driving has gotten a LOT slower.

Huh??

DrM3

07-20-2009, 11:58 AM

sooooo fkn dope!
that bum is an overnight celebrity!

great shots mike

Ficarra

07-20-2009, 07:47 PM

Next time I'm in Chicago I'm going to look for Sir Garret. I should put one of these photos on my phone just to show him. :rofl

hootie

07-20-2009, 07:55 PM

Huh??

Cracked an oil pan. Noticed it in the alleyway where we were shooting. Can't trust my skid plate that much.

Tuck&Poke

07-20-2009, 07:59 PM

call me a ricer, but i would rip out the exhaust and do a side pipe out the fender on that shit.

SeanDub

07-21-2009, 01:22 AM

call me a ricer, but i would rip out the exhaust and do a side pipe out the fender on that shit.

Ricer

psiglx

07-21-2009, 01:00 PM

awesome pics mike

Travy

07-23-2009, 11:59 PM

hahahah so dope

balleur

07-24-2009, 03:36 PM

any full pics of this car? looks sick!

nineball12

07-24-2009, 09:26 PM

lol at the tire marks on the hood :rofl slammed m roadsters FTW

B Rod

07-24-2009, 10:58 PM

Damn! Good eye. I would have never seen that.

schroedin

07-24-2009, 11:43 PM

lol at the tire marks on the hood :rofl slammed m roadsters FTW
How does zees happen?

edit. Ohwaitigetitnow:shifty

SIN3

08-12-2009, 01:49 AM

omg that is money i almost died laughing hahaha!

wkohler

08-12-2009, 02:04 AM

That is classic. Especially the last one. :rofl

You made my uber-shittay day, Mike. ;)

M.Burroughs

08-12-2009, 02:05 AM

EThirtySicks

08-12-2009, 07:49 PM

I forgot all about this :rofl hahahaha amazing.

y0aimee

08-13-2009, 04:40 AM

lovin' the pics mike!

the bum makes it look real street. haha

Skibum291

07-22-2010, 12:15 AM

dam the whip is sick- captions are hilarious aswell

Dane

07-22-2010, 07:28 AM

Dresses awfully nice for a bum.....

no doubt. this same thing has happened to me before. :rofl

yusoslo

07-22-2010, 09:19 AM

Only read page 1, but on pic 2 if the wording has a shadow on the wall like the car and the bum it would be super sick. Kinda like zombie land with the shadowing effect.

anyways just a thought I dont do PS so I dont know if its possible.

I want a poster too!

Deltron

07-22-2010, 10:03 AM

his face in the second picture is priceless.

Iscrape

07-22-2010, 10:11 AM

pretty fresh bum G'd up from the Feet up:alright
damn that car is sooo sick it better be the main feature so i get a poster:D

IS5

07-22-2010, 01:50 PM

Hahaha is that a cig in his hand the last pic?

Tuck&Poke

07-22-2010, 03:36 PM

back from the murky depths

Team_Gileto

07-22-2010, 03:41 PM

this is awesome, move over HIN models, we're bringing in the bums

CSBolger

07-22-2010, 04:08 PM

I'm so glad this got resurrected. I was having a bad night, but this made me laugh really hard.

vdubkid

07-22-2010, 04:30 PM

at first i was like "hey, I remember robert garret, did he come back for this new photoshoot?"

then i noticed the date and laughed

Topazkd

07-22-2010, 06:01 PM

this looks sooooo nice!!!!!

Sterling_Archer

07-22-2010, 08:58 PM

that car is so clean up close.

Atill93

07-22-2010, 09:38 PM