Ever wonder what ****** drive?

[motocaddy]

So, lately, I've noticed this user "96CD7" popping into many of the showroom threads and leaving negative comments like some sort of troll bot.

i only like the audi.................

67 pages later and the car still isnt done..

ewwwww those wheels ..

they may be rare.... but they ugly

no..

mehh its ok.

ewwwww i threw up

ewwww

sell wheels, buy better car

ewwww

So, naturally, I wondered what Andrew Van Buren from Tennessee drove that caused him to be so repulsed by all these cars, even vomiting in disgust. Surprisingly, for someone who likes picture threads so much, he hadn't posted any of his own car.

Thankfully, Andrew's S|W profile has a link to some killer videos of his Honda Accord on youtube, under the name "twowheelsnobrain." I'll let Andrew take over from here:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJQ3PN7y6s"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJQ3PN7y6s[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmtObrfYwE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmtObrfYwE[/ame]

After initially falling out of my chair laughing and my reaction of "ewwww," I wondered: Maybe balling this hard is more difficult than I thought. What say you, Andrew?

its so bad in my area i dont even hang with my friends out bc retards will see our cars. then pull in admire, and say i wanna stance my car like yours....

[vdubsunday]

Bro, those HIDs, grill and viper alarm doe.

[PavelK313]

[Rob&co]

FUCK YES! MOTO is a G!

[vgrntbeauxner]

Ouch, awkward.

[aLaFleur]

As if I didn't love you enough already hahahahaha Best thread I've read all week.

[motocaddy]

Bro, those HIDs, grill and viper alarm doe.

HIDs 6000 kelvin, keyless entry (of course), volts for the battery, color-matched intake with the domo cut on there...with the shocker.

...with the shocker.

...with the shocker.

[Hella_RICH]

That just bothers me.....like every persons mother has said. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

Well let me totally ignore that saying lol. I wonder what drives this moron to say such things knowing his own ride is lacking in all departments. Its just sad.


But seriously he has a Domo sticker with Dual Shockers, you boys better watch out!!!

[aLaFleur]

He probably really thinks his car is amazing. He wouldn't be bragging about it if he didn't.

[Skraight.]

Hahaha...Hahahaha

[MommysLittleMonster]

[MommysLittleMonster]

I forgot to add:

This is why Honda owners can't have nice things.

[Withers]

holy shit, this thread just made my week

[Kielan]

OMFG hahahahhahaha, it's ok bro. He loves ******.

[nellydragracer]

The guy is obviously a fucking moron, this is plain to see when he seems quite proud of the fact that he has an eBay grille.