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Oxer
04-09-2013, 07:58 PM
This thread is a place to keep your cultural differences.



Ya fucken dumb cunts

TRaNz
04-09-2013, 08:36 PM
dafuq is this supposed to be SBS or some shit?
show to be axed immediately due to low ratings. haha

Bflat
04-09-2013, 09:02 PM
dafuq is this supposed to be SBS or some shit?
show to be axed immediately due to low ratings. haha

Nahhh this gawn be good.

foffa
04-09-2013, 09:09 PM
This some Jerry springer shit up in here

mohsen
04-09-2013, 09:10 PM
This thread is syria and turkeys most stained link yet.
Fuck you nej.

nej
04-09-2013, 09:37 PM
Fuck moh you faggot see what you done ayri

mohsen
04-09-2013, 09:52 PM
Its your fault too turk.
Youre the reason we get defected.

nej
04-09-2013, 09:58 PM
LOL

Defected?? dafaq you on about you delusional cunt
YOU WERE BORN A DEFECT.

mohsen
04-09-2013, 10:02 PM
Your face is a defect you jahash

nej
04-09-2013, 10:04 PM
Who defected my face? You? What you some sort of face judging faggot now???

TRaNz
04-09-2013, 10:09 PM
Sharmoot division

dylan8
04-09-2013, 10:25 PM
http://www.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/251256_anchorman_well_that_escalated_quickly_966.j pg

2.5hrs to be exact...

nej
04-09-2013, 10:31 PM
Bahaahahaha

mohsen
04-09-2013, 10:36 PM
Im allowed to defect your face faggot. I will end you. Ottoman fgt

TRaNz
04-09-2013, 10:42 PM
Im allowed to defect your face faggot. I will end you. Ottoman fgt


Ottoman


http://www.freedom.com.au/IgnitionSuite/productcatalogue/images/product/460x460/Cyber-Square-Ottoman-Vinyl-Chocolate.jpg


http://www.freedom.com.au/IgnitionSuite/productcatalogue/images/product/460x460/Phat-Oval-Ottoman-Basis-Lemongrass.jpg

http://www.freedom.com.au/IgnitionSuite/productcatalogue/images/product/460x460/Pentagon-Ottoman-Dexter-Ketchup.jpg

http://www.freedom.com.au/IgnitionSuite/productcatalogue/images/product/460x460/Cyber-Round-Ottoman-Vinyl-White.jpg


amidoinitrite?

Dudermagee
04-09-2013, 10:46 PM
http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww5/cschwind777/Dude%20gif/the-dude.gif

nej
04-09-2013, 10:46 PM
I will kill you where you stand Syrian dog.

Tranz take a seat don't be shy you fucken yellow belly cunt HAHAHAHA

georgeMK1
04-09-2013, 11:06 PM
Screw the Ottomans, balkan countries represent LOL .. even tho we shit cunts.

Moh and nej, you may go on

nej
04-09-2013, 11:08 PM
A long long time ago your family was run by ottomans George LOLOL

mohsen
04-09-2013, 11:11 PM
The only dog here is you. Turk fgt.
Ill follow you home and kill you in your sleep. With a fucking plastic bottle.

nej
04-09-2013, 11:16 PM
Are you sure? Only dogs get washed down with a hose.

nej
04-09-2013, 11:35 PM
http://m.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-d.ak/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/602128_10200906771897283_1069116599_n.jpg?dl=1

Moh one of your cousins told me to watch out and sent me this.

I chuckled.....

SebastienPeek
04-09-2013, 11:59 PM
Wrong, not enough tapout

dylan8
04-10-2013, 12:05 AM
http://www.freedom.com.au/IgnitionSuite/productcatalogue/images/product/460x460/Cyber-Round-Ottoman-Vinyl-White.jpg


amidoinitrite?

Moh likes the round one. less sharp edges for him to bang his head on when getting hosed down

nej
04-10-2013, 12:31 AM
Wrong, not enough tapout

When they can't afford tap out they go Big W and buy the UFC merchandise

SebastienPeek
04-10-2013, 12:47 AM
Bahaha that is gold, I had no idea about that...

Got a Greek mate who is into the whole UFC/MMA/Tapout shit. I give him so much crap it isn't funny.

andrewn
04-10-2013, 12:59 AM
bro do you even groundgame

RBT
04-10-2013, 01:40 AM
here I am at work taking a shit in the managers toilet, jump online and find this thread.

fkn awsome!

is there gona be a punch on at lazy moes?

TRaNz
04-10-2013, 02:26 AM
yeah mang, coz da food is not halalalalalalololololOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lukey
04-10-2013, 02:39 AM
youre both fucking terrorists.

end of story.

/close thread

nej
04-10-2013, 03:10 AM
Lukey you can be a terrorist to for all I know.

USDMem1
04-10-2013, 03:45 AM
http://www.modernprimate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/popcorn.gif

mohsen
04-10-2013, 03:50 AM
Shut the fuck up nej.
You better not show your face at lazy moes or ill turn you into a kebab.
WITH MY DICK

shinny
04-10-2013, 04:08 AM
http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif

this is tooooooooo good

Oxer
04-10-2013, 04:25 AM
Hahaha sinny your avatar



lost it.


also the tags... hahahaha


Moe, ill stab you, WITH MY DICK

P78
04-10-2013, 04:26 AM
Lukey you can be a terrorist to for all I know.

bogan terrorist?

euhm i think not

Lukey
04-10-2013, 04:37 AM
Lukey you can be a terrorist to for all I know.

Ill make a longneck vb into a molotov and blow your terrorist arse up!!

dvious
04-10-2013, 05:29 AM
Soooooooo, asians?

mohsen
04-10-2013, 05:53 AM
i will unleash a fiery hell upon you
YOU WILL FEEL THE HEAT RADIATING FROM SATANS BALLS WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU

nej
04-10-2013, 06:07 AM
bogan terrorist?

euhm i think not

You obviously don't know what a terrorist is you dumb American cunt fuck you.


Ill make a longneck vb into a molotov and blow your terrorist arse up!!

LOLOL mate 10/10 terrorist you are mastermind lukey


i will unleash a fiery hell upon you
YOU WILL FEEL THE HEAT RADIATING FROM SATANS BALLS WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU

I have no idea who your saying this to, the dumb American cunt or me? LOLOL

mohsen
04-10-2013, 06:18 AM
bogan terrorist?

Euhm i think not

who you are? Who fuck you are?
Infidel akho sharmouta?
Inta ebtaref ana meen? Huh? Ya hmar? Ya jahash? Ha neek hayatak

nej
04-10-2013, 06:23 AM
Kis imo P78 ya ayri kis ahtek beyjerahhhhh ya hamar inte kemen manyoooook

mohsen
04-10-2013, 06:33 AM
We will find you and behead you

TRaNz
04-10-2013, 07:08 AM
Soooooooo, asians?

getout.

nej
04-10-2013, 09:24 AM
We will peel your skin and wear it as we feast on our tasty kebabs you fucken maggot American

mohsen
04-10-2013, 09:43 AM
You deep fried krispy kreme fuck

nej
04-10-2013, 09:44 AM
You SUPERSIZED meal deal

mohsen
04-10-2013, 09:46 AM
You so american when you walk into maccas they tell you theyre outa burgers

nej
04-10-2013, 09:48 AM
Yeah thats right you fucken oil stealing junkie

mohsen
04-10-2013, 09:51 AM
You american scum funding armed extremists in mother syria

nej
04-10-2013, 09:58 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7w8JDFAH7HQ

Moh look how gay these American "soldiers" are LOLOL faggots, don't know how they say they're in war when they have free time to do this.... BLOODY POOFTERS

private_numero
04-10-2013, 10:13 AM
Last few pages of Aussie RT and this. LOLLLLLLL

Oxer
04-10-2013, 10:19 AM
I love the way this went from nej vs moe, to both of them vs america haha

Dudermagee
04-10-2013, 10:21 AM
bogan terrorist?

euhm i think not


You obviously don't know what a terrorist is you dumb American cunt fuck you.



LOLOL mate 10/10 terrorist you are mastermind lukey



I have no idea who your saying this to, the dumb American cunt or me? LOLOL


who you are? Who fuck you are?
Infidel akho sharmouta?
Inta ebtaref ana meen? Huh? Ya hmar? Ya jahash? Ha neek hayatak

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+%20is+Malinwa+
Damn terrorist crims

nej
04-10-2013, 10:29 AM
We refuse to use any American search engines for our own reasons that you need to not know of. So suck it you ayrimage

Oxer
04-10-2013, 10:35 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d4e9acc27e56d83fb9c5c58919acf5f/tumblr_mhmgvphyAW1rpkk66o1_500.png



Calm down and rub one out kents.

nej
04-10-2013, 10:36 AM
Will take her for a shisha sesh anyday.

Oxer
04-10-2013, 10:38 AM
hahahaha... what about this?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/75fe2f445ac0b9934e577fa2aa6139ff/tumblr_mkr8loIapt1qzayzko1_500.jpg


deff not a 12yo ass like the shit reece is into

nej
04-10-2013, 10:41 AM
I'll take this one home and ask for her hand in marriage LOLOL

Yeah it's like a whole new world for Reece hahaha

P78
04-10-2013, 10:43 AM
who you are? Who fuck you are?
Infidel akho sharmouta?
Inta ebtaref ana meen? Huh? Ya hmar? Ya jahash? Ha neek hayatak

meh slut whore donkey, that's lame


Kis imo P78 ya ayri kis ahtek beyjerahhhhh ya hamar inte kemen manyoooook

sikimde degil

nej
04-10-2013, 10:45 AM
Nice google translate..... Doesn't get anymore lame than that LOL

P78
04-10-2013, 10:47 AM
i actually have marocan friends, so i understand those words
;)

nej
04-10-2013, 10:48 AM
Congratulations you scored 10 points for hufflepuff.

Oxer
04-10-2013, 10:51 AM
hahahahahahaa

mohsen
04-11-2013, 03:14 AM
Morrocans are wannabe arabs.
They are northern africans, with their bastardised arabic dialect.
Oxer could you please forward me those girls' farthers telephone numbers.
I will ask for their hand in exchange of some money.

nej
04-11-2013, 04:58 AM
Moh don't forget to take an "offering rug"

mohsen
04-11-2013, 06:07 AM
ah yes thats right
i bought a new rug today
http://www.ruginternational.com/039-80030_Chantilly_Red_by_Ottoman.jpg

nej
04-11-2013, 06:18 AM
You call that a rug? Dafaq is that some pansy Syrian rug or someshit.....

Now this..... THIS IS A FUCKEN RUG!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Ottoman_Court_carpet_late_16th_century_Egypt_or_Tu rkey.jpg

mohsen
04-11-2013, 06:46 AM
thats a pretty hecktik rug bro

http://www.turkotek.com/salon_00105/s105t6_files/Rosati_Giulio_The_Carpet_Merchant.jpg

nej
04-11-2013, 06:53 AM
How's this one

http://www.saraycarpets.com/images/Products/SULTAN-2586-BROWN.jpg

mohsen
04-11-2013, 06:56 AM
MASHALAH MASHALAH
this syrian kid had such a hecktik night he crashed his dads hilux, destroyed a wall and set it on fire.
http://media.salon.com/2012/03/mideast-syria.jpeg11.jpg



we are not to be fucked with

nej
04-11-2013, 06:59 AM
Cunt has the dirtiest feet in the world, don't your people wash them selfs?

mohsen
04-11-2013, 07:13 AM
not the hill billys outside of lattakia

nej
04-11-2013, 07:19 AM
Tsk Tsk Tsk them filths

mohsen
04-11-2013, 07:20 AM
etfu etfu
where are the american scumbags?
can we get some got splits all up in this mother fucker?

nej
04-11-2013, 07:25 AM
I have no idea where those infidels are......

private_numero
04-11-2013, 07:47 AM
hahahaha... what about this?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/75fe2f445ac0b9934e577fa2aa6139ff/tumblr_mkr8loIapt1qzayzko1_500.jpg


deff not a 12yo ass like the shit reece is into


I'll take this one home and ask for her hand in marriage LOLOL

Yeah it's like a whole new world for Reece hahaha

Hey hey. I never said I DIDNT like big buts either. I just prefer the petite shit :alright

neni
04-11-2013, 08:02 AM
Well

http://youtu.be/nlMpt4ucH2U

mohsen
04-11-2013, 08:13 AM
neni, my sexy arab in an asian body

nej
04-11-2013, 08:15 AM
Shuuu neni shamtamel haboubbbbzzz

private_numero
04-11-2013, 08:18 AM
there should be fuckin english translations after ever nej and moh post fo realz.

mohsen
04-11-2013, 08:27 AM
nej, shuamtamol habib?

nej
04-11-2013, 08:29 AM
Mohsen dabke time http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBOolaPICg0

shinny
04-11-2013, 08:38 AM
best thread ever.. so many lols..

tho i feel we're gunna get blown up soon

mohsen
04-11-2013, 08:46 AM
Mohsen dabke time http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBOolaPICg0

im usually the smashed guy pretending the masabha is a nunchuk at the front LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHXRBlpaKs

mohsen
04-11-2013, 08:47 AM
which reminds me, I Have an engagement next week end, day before 100mm. so gonna be kod in oxers car

nej
04-11-2013, 08:57 AM
Engagement = wedding = this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2HVdv56wFDs&feature=fvwrel

Oxer
04-11-2013, 09:02 AM
What the fuck am i watching?

nej
04-11-2013, 09:05 AM
An insight of what will be happening at mohsens wedding

mohsen
04-11-2013, 09:13 AM
What the fuck am i watching?


An insight of what will be happening at mohsens wedding

in other words, pure awesomeness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuB361M32c

Oxer
04-11-2013, 09:15 AM
LOL


fuck that shit... Bitch looks like she's having a seizure..

mohsen
04-11-2013, 09:17 AM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/RB30jet/james1.jpg
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/RB30jet/ari2.jpg

nej
04-11-2013, 09:22 AM
Hahahahaha

mohsen
04-11-2013, 09:24 AM
fuck oath mate.
skyline convoy, VLCT in the middle.

nej
04-12-2013, 04:23 AM
Moh

mohsen
04-12-2013, 04:58 AM
Yo

nej
04-12-2013, 04:59 AM
You better have a fucken beard for 100mm cunt

dvious
04-12-2013, 10:13 AM
This is too good!

Oxer
04-12-2013, 10:21 AM
Lucky we have a vlt readily available...

Oxer
04-12-2013, 10:22 AM
speaking of, I need some burnout pics taken lol

Dudermagee
04-12-2013, 10:36 AM
etfu etfu
where are the american scumbags?
can we get some got splits all up in this mother fucker?

Invade this thread like we fucking invade everything else goddamn it.

Oxer
04-12-2013, 10:44 AM
we have north korea on our side of the world

Dudermagee
04-12-2013, 10:52 AM
we have north korea on our side of the world

Perfect excuse to come to crim island

Oxer
04-12-2013, 11:07 AM
Perfect excuse to come to crim island

come come

mohsen
04-12-2013, 07:45 PM
Come come we give you bukakke.

Fuck yeah ox. Chuck hoops around my parents n shut

nej
04-12-2013, 10:07 PM
Invade this thread, then pretend your doing something, Nek minute make a gay YouTube video as well huh

Oxer
04-13-2013, 05:02 AM
Merica

Oxer
04-13-2013, 06:50 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/4/5/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3980-1365173311-3.gif

nej
04-13-2013, 06:53 AM
Lololol

nej
04-13-2013, 08:57 AM
Moh you better have some stubble going on if you plan on rocking up to your lazy shop....

You fucken baby faced cunt

Oxer
04-13-2013, 09:26 AM
haha you better come nej, will be funny.

come to mine first and leave your bike if you want?

nej
04-13-2013, 09:30 AM
I'm pretty sure I'll make it man, organized some wheels cause it doesn't seem like riding weather bro... But I'm down to meet at yours either way haha

Oxer
04-13-2013, 09:33 AM
all good, leaving mine around 10

Oxer
04-13-2013, 09:33 AM
bed time now though...



walla cuz

mohsen
04-13-2013, 09:36 AM
bed time now though...



walla cuz

no bby. stay
baby dont go
I try to play cool
Actin like what you do don't phase me, don't phase me
Meanwhile I'm sittin at home, all alone
Tryin to keep myself from goin crazy
When I'm in the house, when I think about
When I see you out, when I hear about
I want my baby back! And I thought it would be easy
but it's hard for me to let you GO~!
(Baby don't) GO! (Baby don't) go!
(Baby don't) go (baby don't)

nej
04-13-2013, 09:37 AM
Alright sweet, yeah wallah it is

Oxer
04-13-2013, 09:37 AM
shut up sick cunt.


get some sleep, then rack some louie in the morning, will clear your cold right up.

mohsen
04-13-2013, 09:48 AM
vit c tablets, rakia and a nap made me feel sweet as

private_numero
04-13-2013, 06:14 PM
Lmao that gif

nej
04-14-2013, 07:29 AM
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8247/8647426455_afdba8b50a.jpg

mohsen
04-14-2013, 07:36 AM
nej and his facial hair
http://smearballs.com/gunt/buscemi2_0001.jpg

nej
04-14-2013, 07:39 AM
No wonder you kept touching me, you faggot fuck thought I was a set of balls huh poofta

mohsen
04-14-2013, 07:56 AM
fucken oath cunt

mohsen
04-14-2013, 08:00 AM
fucken bricks were shat when that dumb cunt in the vw pulled out infront of us

nej
04-14-2013, 08:05 AM
Hah that silly mother fucker.. Should of spat on his car moh you were in the front seat!

Oxer
04-14-2013, 09:51 AM
we still should have got out and bashed him.... infront of those nice people at the cafe.

nej
04-14-2013, 10:08 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2tU3wTWIEsI

Mohsen would of called all the cousins.

Oxer
04-14-2013, 10:19 AM
true...

Still no vl burnout pics. need to do that, right rear tire's on its last legs anyway haha.


fucking retarded in the wet.

nej
04-14-2013, 10:47 AM
Hahaha gotta wait for mohs wedding for them shots to be taken

mohsen
04-14-2013, 07:58 PM
forcing oxer to do a dabke with us. cunts gonna be put on the spot

nej
04-14-2013, 08:51 PM
LOLOL depends which song moh

nej
04-15-2013, 10:21 AM
Mohsen intak jahben ak47 kamen atesh ahkul hunting bedek?

mk3
04-15-2013, 10:29 PM
Fucking to many desert wogs arguing on s.w
All I read was sand this, kebab that, I got arab oil money....

Oxer
04-16-2013, 04:51 AM
ay cunt, dont fuck with the united suburbs. syrian, turk, italian..... doesnt matter what natio, as long as you're a sick cunt.


when we gonna all pile into the vl for a jdmst meet? Bumbags, adidas trackies, and og caps as far back on your head as possible. zomg ule

nej
04-16-2013, 06:27 AM
I'm in for sure, you know my spot in the VL hahaha

Oxer
04-16-2013, 06:46 AM
yes.

neni
04-16-2013, 06:56 AM
In

nej
04-16-2013, 07:42 AM
Got a spare Adidas bumbag if anyone needs

neni
04-16-2013, 08:11 AM
Got my stock standard dickies satchel and genuine ed hardy prepared

nej
04-16-2013, 08:13 AM
I got a Ferrari jacket....

neni
04-16-2013, 08:14 AM
^^ too good

nej
04-16-2013, 08:17 AM
:rofl also we gotta smoke ciggies, even of you don't smoke we just have to! Winnie blues

mohsen
04-16-2013, 08:25 AM
ay cunt, dont fuck with the united suburbs. syrian, turk, italian..... doesnt matter what natio, as long as you're a sick cunt.


when we gonna all pile into the vl for a jdmst meet? Bumbags, adidas trackies, and og caps as far back on your head as possible. zomg ule

fucken done

Oxer
04-16-2013, 08:31 AM
we need to get a couple of go pro's and film our own version of fat pizza..

nej
04-16-2013, 08:32 AM
I have a Gopro and suction cup mount... Will probably need another or two...

Oxer
04-16-2013, 08:36 AM
oh fuck. this is gonna be hilarious.

mohsen
04-16-2013, 08:57 AM
even better, our own "combination"

nej
04-16-2013, 08:57 AM
Bahaha we gotta remake call the cousins scene

Oxer
04-16-2013, 08:59 AM
This

http://images.smh.com.au/2009/08/19/687126/wog%20boys-600x400.jpg

plus

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/12/pizza_wideweb__430x299,1.jpg

plus

http://bnycblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/AdidasTreefoil.jpg

equal

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x251/GavBeard/VL%20Reborn/GavVLBurnout1.jpg

Oxer
04-16-2013, 09:00 AM
did you just name it moe?


Combination.

nej
04-16-2013, 09:03 AM
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oxer
04-16-2013, 06:27 PM
wallah cuz

Mrfknturbo - VLTGM pink vl turbo crazy birthday burnout - YouTube

neni
04-16-2013, 07:57 PM
^that blokes from the area haha

nej
04-16-2013, 09:42 PM
Yeah I'm pretty sure that guys name is elvy, he lives few blocks away from my house...

mohsen
04-16-2013, 10:31 PM
Allahu akbarrrrrr

nej
04-17-2013, 01:37 AM
Lek shu ayri

nej
04-19-2013, 10:13 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp1VuWvJIog

a machete lyk 10inchezz wyde.

LOLOLOL

Oxer
04-19-2013, 12:03 PM
have you guys ever stabbed someone?



"no comments"

andrewn
04-19-2013, 12:23 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp1VuWvJIog

a machete lyk 10inchezz wyde.

LOLOLOL

mega chode machete LOL

lol'd equally as hard as that dudes mustache

neni
04-19-2013, 01:38 PM
They stand back up.....you stand more up.............

nej
04-19-2013, 10:33 PM
How many people have you bashed?

I cant say i dont know, I don't know .... Lyk dead set I dont know haboubbbbzzz

mohsen
04-20-2013, 07:48 PM
Nigggassss
Was at an engagement. Friends cousin took a joke too far with a friend. We all sctually thought he was gonna belt the kid for no reason.
I get blamed for it. #arablogic

nej
04-21-2013, 01:06 AM
So you got bashed instead?

mohsen
04-21-2013, 01:46 AM
Hell no ill kill everyone

nej
04-21-2013, 02:35 AM
You'd kill your self to achieve that to huh

Oxer
04-21-2013, 02:57 AM
akbar alluahh

nej
04-21-2013, 03:04 AM
Leleleleleleleleeeeeee

MikeyRa
04-21-2013, 03:24 AM
Marhaba shabab, shu fi mafi

Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2

nej
04-21-2013, 03:26 AM
Mamafi? Siktir git amcik herif

KIS IMO YA AYRI

mohsen
04-21-2013, 03:36 AM
Marhaba shabab, shu fi mafi

Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2

Shabab. Youve spelt that like no other.
Inta souri?

MikeyRa
04-21-2013, 03:41 AM
Wallou, ana al waheid al Souray

Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2

Oxer
04-21-2013, 03:46 AM
seriously? another arab?

MikeyRa
04-21-2013, 03:46 AM
We've been thru this before Oxer... Lol

Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2

nej
04-21-2013, 03:56 AM
seriously? another arab?

:rofl mohsens calling for back up

mohsen
04-21-2013, 04:06 AM
Ahla ya khayeh! Fakaret mahay koon fi souri gher ana hone.

Oxer
04-21-2013, 04:07 AM
We've been thru this before Oxer... Lol

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We have? hahahahaha


Shows how much I actually care :D

MikeyRa
04-21-2013, 04:19 AM
Ahla ya khayeh! Fakaret mahay koon fi souri gher ana hone.

La2 habibi, ana hone. Keefak?






We have? hahahahaha


Shows how much I actually care :D

Yea, you threatened to ban me if I didn't type English >.<

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mohsen
04-21-2013, 05:00 AM
lmfaoo
yessssss... have a fellow countryman on SW.

Oxer
04-21-2013, 05:07 AM
La2 habibi, ana hone. Keefak?







Yea, you threatened to ban me if I didn't type English >.<

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sounds like you hold a grudge infidel.

Lekshuuuuuuuu Haboubbbbzzzzzzzzzzz

MikeyRa
04-21-2013, 06:20 AM
Nahh son, next time I come to Aussie-land, this Summer, you can get me a beer :) :beer:

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Oxer
04-21-2013, 06:24 AM
with any luck customs will grab you before you step foot on our land you terrorist fuck

nej
04-21-2013, 06:59 AM
lmfaoo
yessssss... have a fellow countryman on SW.

LOL your so happy right now arnt yah, you four eyed fuck.


with any luck customs will grab you before you step foot on our land you terrorist fuck

Straight to detention centre haha

andrewn
04-21-2013, 08:02 AM
Straight to detention centre haha

there's a place in qld for him if they run out of room

nej
04-21-2013, 08:27 AM
there's a place in qld for him if they run out of room

There's room for everyone! :rofl

nej
04-22-2013, 09:07 AM
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8244/8662285206_f9e0486f6e.jpg

mohsen
04-22-2013, 09:47 AM
Oath im happy.
Where in syria are you from bro?

andrewn
04-22-2013, 09:50 AM
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8244/8662285206_f9e0486f6e.jpg

dafuq?

nej
04-22-2013, 09:51 AM
Andrew what do you think it is haha

andrewn
04-22-2013, 09:54 AM
haha i know what it is just never seen one made out of straws, a cup and an orange LOL
that's some mcguyver shit right there

nej
04-22-2013, 10:00 AM
LOL mcguyver hahahahaha

MikeyRa
04-23-2013, 06:27 AM
Oath im happy.
Where in syria are you from bro?

Kafroun, near Mashta al Hilew. Not to far from Tartus or Lattakia

mohsen
04-23-2013, 09:10 AM
Im from lattakia. You from the coast?

MikeyRa
04-24-2013, 11:16 AM
Not too far, we have a condo in Latakia so I'm there often when I'm in Syria. I also have loads of family there in Australia.

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Oxer
04-24-2013, 07:16 PM
Moe you're full of shit, you're from lalor cunt.

WICKED WEISS
04-24-2013, 07:28 PM
I will kill you all.:devillook

Oxer
04-24-2013, 07:31 PM
woah woah woah....


there will be no killing, just banning

mohsen
04-24-2013, 08:00 PM
Not too far, we have a condo in Latakia so I'm there often when I'm in Syria. I also have loads of family there in Australia.

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Lol fuck off no way
Min bet meen enta?
If you're a native of the mountains between lattakia and tartous, like I am then.......
Inta alawi and we are somehow related LOL
jedi probably knows your jedo

WICKED WEISS
04-24-2013, 08:16 PM
woah woah woah....


there will be no killing, just banning

Oh Oh Oh...

I apologize. Got a little Heated. WOOOOH. Sorry OXSIR

Oxer
04-24-2013, 08:20 PM
its ok, americans are always tense when there's arabs around

WICKED WEISS
04-24-2013, 08:30 PM
its ok, americans are always tense when there's arabs around

:rofl

mohsen
04-24-2013, 09:01 PM
Bahahahhahahah

MikeyRa
04-24-2013, 11:16 PM
Lol fuck off no way
Min bet meen enta?
If you're a native of the mountains between lattakia and tartous, like I am then.......
Inta alawi and we are somehow related LOL
jedi probably knows your jedo

I'm Catholic, min bet Rafkah. Our town is 50/50 Alawi and Catholic. My jedo is Mkial al Khalil al Rafkah. All my relatives in Australia are from my moms side, bet Nader.

mohsen
04-25-2013, 12:51 AM
Habibii ana men bet younes.
Ana jedi mohsen younes (srs)
Inshallah kelo khair bil day3a?
Al klab darbo qazifi ala dayetna

MikeyRa
04-25-2013, 02:39 AM
Kelo tamam, for now. Inshallah kheir bil day3a endkon.

mohsen
04-25-2013, 08:45 AM
thats good to hear man, inshallah it stays that way.
we had a mortar hit a house in the day3a but noone was home elhamdulah

MikeyRa
04-25-2013, 12:47 PM
Alhumdulallah, Allah kareem


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Oxer
04-25-2013, 05:32 PM
this went from the nej and moe show to fuckin aljazeera.

WICKED WEISS
04-25-2013, 05:34 PM
this went from the nej and moe show to fuckin aljazeera.

:rofl <3

Oxer
04-25-2013, 05:37 PM
seriously, this shit needs more hilarity and less reunion with long lost cousins and shit

Bflat
04-25-2013, 10:11 PM
seriously, this shit needs more hilarity and less reunion with long lost cousins and shit

They'll eventually discover they're related.

MikeyRa
04-25-2013, 11:40 PM
Not likely related, but there is a possibility that I am engaged to one of his relatives.

mohsen
04-25-2013, 11:45 PM
Lol wut. My mum has relos in the us.

mohsen
04-25-2013, 11:51 PM
Fuck up oxer you fucken gay cunt Italian luiigi faggot ill fk rape you and then buy your non arab ass and make you a house wife.



Jks ilu bby

MikeyRa
04-26-2013, 12:07 AM
Are you related to bet Assi at all?

mohsen
04-26-2013, 01:20 AM
Im not sure but bet assi sounds very very familiar

nej
04-26-2013, 05:35 AM
this went from the nej and moe show to fuckin aljazeera.

Mohsen needs to be hosed down so he can come to his fucken senses.

mohsen
04-26-2013, 10:51 AM
Ayre feek

nej
04-26-2013, 11:02 AM
Mohsen you 5ara5leb

mohsen
04-28-2013, 08:39 AM
lol wut?
lahsak ayre ya kerr

fuck man im wrecked. week end was fucked

nej
04-28-2013, 08:45 AM
Shut up faggot you don't even know what a weekend is.

PUSSSAAYYYY

andrewn
04-28-2013, 08:52 AM
Shut up faggot you don't even know what a weekend is.

PUSSSAAYYYY

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXrFQy3LtgisbLUEKM0jWb0W84Ta46-_WzJc-KlOClV-i1ambs

Oxer
04-28-2013, 09:08 AM
Ill fucking ban you moh...

MikeyRa
04-29-2013, 09:27 AM
lol wut?

Spoke to my moms, she and my dad know of bet Younes in our area

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nej
04-30-2013, 12:36 AM
^ ban dis guy.

Fucken moh get your Lesh out of here and use PM

nej
04-30-2013, 12:46 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Og7-6YubuS4

This is what you turned the thread into moh you fucken baby faced cunt

Oxer
04-30-2013, 04:11 AM
like sand through an hourglass...

nej
04-30-2013, 05:16 AM
I swear it's like that old show on channel 9 with the history of families n shit :rofl

Oxer
04-30-2013, 05:30 AM
with shitty acting and bad story lines.


Kinda like neighbours..... except in syria with mortar bombs hitting your house and shit

nej
04-30-2013, 06:28 AM
Also where everyone is cousins and marry each other

Oxer
04-30-2013, 06:31 AM
luckily moe got banned for a week. He messaged me asking me to lift it, but he's a dumb cunt and asked for it, so fuck him.

anth
04-30-2013, 06:35 AM
Come at me byron.
Come at me bro

that shit actually made me lol

Oxer
04-30-2013, 06:39 AM
Byrons message to moe when he banned him was "Im standing right here, what ya gonna do about it?"

hahaha


Moe just txt me saying he'll ban me in real life, I'd like to see him try.

sturgey
04-30-2013, 06:45 AM
if you hear a ticking noise run.

nej
04-30-2013, 06:56 AM
LOL fucken moh suck shit ayrii

180roman
04-30-2013, 06:58 AM
Byrons message to moe when he banned him was "Im standing right here, what ya gonna do about it?"

hahaha


Moe just txt me saying he'll ban me in real life, I'd like to see him try.

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

andrewn
04-30-2013, 07:05 AM
Byrons message to moe when he banned him was "Im standing right here, what ya gonna do about it?"

hahaha


Moe just txt me saying he'll ban me in real life, I'd like to see him try.

Moh sent me this message from Guantanamo and told me to pass it on.

ALLAHU AKBAR!

http://thanksforyourplaying.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/rage-explosion.jpg

nej
04-30-2013, 11:47 AM
Expect this coming, moh has already started the bomb build

WICKED WEISS
04-30-2013, 12:22 PM
So is this just the nej show now. I was following this too. :(

sturgey
04-30-2013, 04:56 PM
Expect this coming, moh has already started the bomb build

will probably be finished before his skyline lol

dylan8
04-30-2013, 07:03 PM
Expect this coming, moh has already started the bomb build

needs more build thread and DIY


will probably be finished before his skyline lol

lol

anth
04-30-2013, 07:06 PM
I'll feature it when it's done

Oxer
04-30-2013, 07:21 PM
bombthreads.

Oxer
04-30-2013, 07:22 PM
i wonder how many times the cia/fbi check sw whenever the words bomb or terrorist are posted lol.


Nek minut, afp pull over all cars with sw banners

neni
04-30-2013, 08:04 PM
I actually know someone that got raided by asio last year lol

andrewn
04-30-2013, 08:10 PM
^^ looool first thing that popped to mind was the scene where johnny tran's crib gets raided

neni
04-30-2013, 08:19 PM
Bahahahahaha

sturgey
04-30-2013, 08:35 PM
SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out!

dylan8
04-30-2013, 09:18 PM
SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out!

http://oi55.tinypic.com/25yvkvp.jpg
I never narc'd on NOBODY!

nej
05-01-2013, 01:21 AM
LOLOL

Moh is making a video build thread

Bflat
05-01-2013, 01:50 AM
Is it in fucking slo-mo or what?