I have a facebook stalker [Archive]

6erWebb

09-30-2009, 02:31 PM

Some chick just friended me on the book, and she looked/ sounded familiar so I said ok. We dont have any friends in common and she lives in another city (same state) Then she messages me and says: hey, I dont know you;)...but I added you because I think youre cute...hope thats ok? Anyways im like hell yea thats ok why dont you come over and pet my snake? but Shes not exactly a looker ...

I dunno where this was suppposed to go but...advice? similar stories?/outcome of similar situations?:rolleyes

B Rod

09-30-2009, 02:34 PM

Shes not exactly a looker ...

You already provided your own information to make an educated decision.

Gator

09-30-2009, 02:35 PM

ITS MEEEEEEEeeee!

e30bmw

09-30-2009, 02:37 PM

Probably a bot.

e30bmw

09-30-2009, 02:38 PM

ITS MEEEEEEEeeee!

Really random, but how do you know Mel Gaddy. You were in some of Mike's pictures on FB, and I saw he was a mutual friend.

Gator

09-30-2009, 02:46 PM

Really random, but how do you know Mel Gaddy. You were in some of Mike's pictures on FB, and I saw he was a mutual friend.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, He was in my math class when I was like a junior in high school

saturnstance

09-30-2009, 02:48 PM

i've had several instances like this, they worked out great, made a good friend out of it, all good lays:D

e30bmw

09-30-2009, 02:50 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, He was in my math class when I was like a junior in high school

Damn, small world. He moved down to Greenville and went to my school for a year or two.

Gator

09-30-2009, 02:52 PM

Damn, small world. He moved down to Greenville and went to my school for a year or two.

yea, A girl I know because of another girl I know from Georgia know the Moosia aka Jeremy, also thought that was kind of odd

Matt James Nilles

09-30-2009, 02:59 PM

Its probably a guy that made a fake Facebook and posed as a girl to get his sexual pleasures aroused. Watch , your going to get a message that says , " Hey hot stuff lemme see your package " Or its just a girl .

Ollie

09-30-2009, 03:17 PM

random girls message me all the time. most of the random ones are ugly. im pretty sure they just mass message ppl hoping some guy will actually respond. dont be that guy.

Jay Z.

09-30-2009, 03:50 PM

It's Chris Hansen.

Schieldrop

09-30-2009, 03:54 PM

If she's not a looker then I recommend beer, that always makes 'em better looking.
Just remember, not a looker is still better than a hooker.

B Rod

09-30-2009, 04:39 PM

dont be that guy.

^

6erWebb

09-30-2009, 04:40 PM

hahahaha, judging by her pics she didnt used to be that bad, maybe a one beer er, but in the last year she swelled up...i am curious though

B Rod

09-30-2009, 04:41 PM

but in the last year she swelled up

:rofl :rofl

Stephen

09-30-2009, 04:43 PM

I give this thread an A-

:rofl

mpower5266

09-30-2009, 07:38 PM

Well you keep posting up the what kind of hot chicks tests, you got me all confused.

e30bmw

09-30-2009, 08:19 PM

yea, A girl I know because of another girl I know from Georgia know the Moosia aka Jeremy, also thought that was kind of odd

One of my favorite paradoxes is how huge and small this universe is at the same time.

SeanDub

09-30-2009, 09:17 PM

lol at calling that a stalker.

southpaw

09-30-2009, 10:20 PM

19 posts later, and no pics.

Thread sucks :shifty

1985zcar

09-30-2009, 10:57 PM

So...What're you doin here? I see you got some Mountain Dew and condoms? Why don't you take a seat?

Moose

10-01-2009, 11:42 AM

yea, A girl I know because of another girl I know from Georgia know the Moosia aka Jeremy, also thought that was kind of odd

Holy shit, I didn't notice that before. You know Caroline? My mind is bottled.

E36Bimmer93

10-01-2009, 11:49 AM

hahahaha, judging by her pics she didnt used to be that bad, maybe a one beer er, but in the last year she swelled up...i am curious though

There's no such thing as a 1 beer er. That's way to small of a line. One beer does nothing to affect the attractiveness of a female. So either she's cute enough to nail (which would be good) or she's not.....And where the fuck are the pics?:confused

Schieldrop

10-01-2009, 12:26 PM

and where the fuck are the pics?:confused

this!!!!

JSanders

10-01-2009, 12:51 PM

Is everybody that sends you a friend request a stalker?

and

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/xscuseless.gif

Tuck&Poke

10-01-2009, 01:09 PM

Pics or ban!

edit: fun fact, apparently you cant type in all caps cause it automatically makes them lowercase.

Reichy

10-01-2009, 07:07 PM

^ x2

abest521

10-01-2009, 07:14 PM

SeanDub

10-01-2009, 07:17 PM

edit: fun fact, apparently you cant type in all caps cause it automatically makes them lowercase.

Noob

6erWebb

10-01-2009, 07:58 PM

hhhhhh jeeezus.

Okay, would you?...on the right

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh79/6erwebb/ash.jpg

you're welcome

SeanDub

10-01-2009, 08:12 PM

Not a chance.

JSanders

10-01-2009, 08:15 PM

Classy.

6erWebb

10-01-2009, 08:20 PM

just so everybody knows, im a lightweight...one beer(depending on brand) does a bit...she used to be arite...but now? no, just no

Schieldrop

10-01-2009, 08:21 PM

Fuck no! Not even drunk... I don't expect a perfect ten, but I do have a certain standard.

6erWebb

10-01-2009, 08:27 PM

Same here, Steve reginald Johansen (macock) was like man why not she's the same inside, and Im all, hell no I gotta look at the face while you have all the fun.

Moose

10-01-2009, 10:41 PM

Do not want to see what you will do after 4-5 beers. She looks like my friends brother. My friends brother has a dick. Just saying....

e30bmw

10-01-2009, 10:45 PM

She looks like my friends brother. My friends brother has a dick.

http://exe.leet.googlepages.com/orly.jpg/orly-full.jpg

Schieldrop

10-01-2009, 10:49 PM

Same here, Steve reginald Johansen (macock) was like man why not she's the same inside, and Im all, hell no I gotta look at the face while you have all the fun.

Though I will admit making some poor calls while completely shitfaced, even those were a cut above this "stalker" chick.

I have a friend that pretty much does every girl that looks his way. How he does it is beyond me, because some of the girls I've seen him take home were complete trainwrecks. One time I had to admire him for being able to maintain an erection, because she was the kind that makes you understand gay guys.

Jay Z.

10-01-2009, 11:01 PM

Hey bro, you know they all look the same in the dark haha.

But not a chance on this green earth.

E36Bimmer93

10-02-2009, 12:16 AM

hhhhhh jeeezus.

Okay, would you?...on the right

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh79/6erwebb/ash.jpg

you're welcome

Dear fucking god! I've seen bad,I've seen ugly, then there's this. I don;t even know what to say about that one.

just so everybody knows, im a lightweight...one beer(depending on brand) does a bit...she used to be arite...but now? no, just no

Have you no standards man?! There's not a chance in hell that girl used to be alright. She looks like one of the witches from Hocus Pocus (yes, the gay Disney Movie from a long time ago. I have a little sister, cut me a break).
Anyone else see the resemblence to the witch on the far right?
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn306/e36bimmer93/Grr/hocuspocus.jpg

Russell_G

10-02-2009, 03:59 AM

OMFG!!!! STOP QUOTING THAT PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/vwfastg60/forum%20pics/runbig.gif

you added her on FB? Why? NM i wont comeback to check.

6erWebb

10-02-2009, 11:05 AM

I added her out of curiosity, like maybe we had a mutual aquantance or we met somwhere and I didnt remember. I deleted her today though, she goes "hey we should meet up sometime Ill be in Nashville on the 3rd"...

Im like AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...*Unfreind.

Gator

10-02-2009, 11:06 AM

GAaaaaaRooosssssss

Bimmerteck

10-02-2009, 11:11 AM

Have you no standards man?! There's not a chance in hell that girl used to be alright. She looks like one of the witches from Hocus Pocus (yes, the gay Disney Movie from a long time ago. I have a little sister, cut me a break).
Anyone else see the resemblence to the witch on the far right?

I'm not sure what is more frightning, that girl or the fact that you know the characters from hocus pocus. :D

Tuck&Poke

10-02-2009, 12:05 PM

Ecuse thw typs iam blinf thanks to the piktur

Schieldrop

10-02-2009, 12:11 PM

Ecuse thw typs iam blinf thanks to the piktur

:rofl

E36Bimmer93

10-02-2009, 02:04 PM

I'm not sure what is more frightning, that girl or the fact that you know the characters from hocus pocus. :D

:rofl I know, it's sad. Like I said, I have a little sister, she owns the movie....and I may have watched it once or twice a long time ago

ECKS///M3

10-02-2009, 06:07 PM

Glad you decided not to tamper with the stalker, she looked like she hadn't washed for days. The kind where the hair continues to the bellybutton, yeah pubic hair. Skank.

e30bmw

10-02-2009, 06:08 PM

OMFG!!!! STOP QUOTING THAT PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/vwfastg60/forum%20pics/runbig.gif

you added her on FB? Why? NM i wont comeback to check.

That is my favorite smiley ever.