Sexy Question That Must Be Asked . . .

[ray ban]

This question was brought to my attention today by someone who's name shall not be revealed :shifty. Anyway, here it is: Where is the craziest place you've done the dirty, made whoopie, tapped that?

Your inputs are appreciated and details are necessary :eyebrows

[SeanDub]

Grocery store parkin lot, changing room in the mall, her moms kitchen with her mom just a door away.

[southpaw]

Back seat of the car in the faculty parking lot.

[vdubkid]

18th hole of a golf course.

Tequila was involved.

[BFalconer]

just for the sake of doing it:
mall change room, school washroom after hours, public park snow fort-ish (dug a big hole)

but Science 10, back of class, under the table, with the gf at the time when it was all new and exciting :alright

[Pswirley]

1230 am on a public beach at the Atlantis Resort in Nassau, Bahamas on a hotel pool lounge chair next to the bar that I would get completely destroyed drunk at a mere 9 hours later.

[slocar]

18th hole of a golf course.

Tequila was involved.

The main question here is did you um ... put it in her hole or the 18th hole? :shifty

[hover]

roadhead in her mom's convertible on the interstate with the top down.

in her convertible, with the top down, hidden behind a semi-trailer at a construction site, after we got done, the trailer was gone, and there was 3 or 4 guys sitting on the bed of a truck watching.

in my room at "the party house." wouldn't have been that risque per say if I didn't have double glass french doors at the end of a 10 foot wide hallway, at our halloween party, when I thought that no one was watching, but happened to look over my now wife's shoulder and see a crowd of who knows how many people watching.

All of these are true stories, and I know at least 3 members on the board here can vouch for the last story, fuckers. Especially the fucker who had a flashlight, you know who you are.

[Dubmd]

lol
in a del taco bathroom in boulder colorado, during a bus stop on our way to some church camp. :shifty

and we messed around on the bus too. while everyone was asleep. :rofl

[vdubkid]

The main question here is did you um ... put it in her hole or the 18th hole? :shifty

:shifty

[ray ban]

Grocery store parkin lot, changing room in the mall, her moms kitchen with her mom just a door away.

hmmm. closest i have to that is downstairs while SO's mom was upstairs . .we got caught :(

[slocar]

:shifty

That's what I thought. :devillook:shifty

[SeanDub]

hmmm. closest i have to that is downstairs while SO's mom was upstairs . .we got caught :(

I had her bent over the stove when her mom walked out.

She pulled her skirt down, I pulled my pants up and she pretended she was trying to grab a bowl above the stove haha

[ray ban]

^^yea i always have to take my clothes off to get to things above the stove too :) we didnt really get caught but his mom walked down the stairs, he put his shirt on backwards AND inside out. lol

[Jamil]

upstairs loft when her whole family was down stairs, her sister bathroom while family was coming in through front door. ahaha she pulled her pants up and ran out and i stayed in there played it off as "stomach problems". lol her moms van.. parents bathroom, sisters room, my family room right before my dad got home. empty parking lot next to a hotel, opened the door of my car,bent her over face down in my car i got out butt nekid in teh socks and did work hahaha

[M.Burroughs]

This is weird. :shifty

[lespaulman16]

This is weird. :shifty

Akward... like Andrew with two fingers

[tonyguy]

In the Butt

[hover]

Akward... like Andrew with two fingers

Is that where you two disappeared to this morning? :rofl

[Oxer]

This is weird. :shifty

Very.


:confused

[saturnstance]

in church..while my mom was preaching..on christmas eve..:D

[BreakMyWallet]

I had her bent over the stove when her mom walked out.

She pulled her skirt down, I pulled my pants up and she pretended she was trying to grab a bowl above the stove haha

haha. same shit happened to me! but washing machine.

for me:
movie theaters (yes, there were other people in there)
in my old bmw on the beach, and my buddy needed something inside. so he knocked on the window. haha.
dressing room at dillards.
dressing room at bloomingdales.
my driveway
on a couch with her mom on the computer in the same room. my hand over her mouth. LOL. :alright

ill think of more later

[ray ban]

This is weird. :shifty

shut up you love it ;)

[Russell_G]

Driving on the highway. Set cruise and get down. or in front of my insurance agents office at 5 when everyone was walking out at the end of the day.

[AccordKnight]

hot tub, the couch with her mom down the hall, back seat of my an her car, watchen my buddys house lol said it was cool as long as nothing got on the wall lol

[mad325is]

This is weird. :shifty

agreed

[6erWebb]

My first time was in her sister's walk in closet...never heard the end of that one.

Hayloft of my parents' horse barn.

Tailgaite of my first truck, on the highest point in williamson county.

in her above-ground pool...

and on the bench seat of said first truck, in the garage, with the door open, ... 90s porno style...

The only time I did the horizontal polka with my last gf...(well it wasnt exactly horizontal), started on the couch, then the kitchen counter, then the washing machine, then the bathroom counter (lower than the kitchen one therefore easier) then ended with some googlin' on the bed...
...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Stephen]

hiking trail?

[SeanDub]

The only time I did the horizontal polka with my last gf...(well it wasnt exactly horizontal), started on the couch, then the kitchen counter, then the washing machine, then the bathroom counter (lower than the kitchen one therefore easier) then ended with some googlin' on the bed...
...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You only had sex with her 1 time?

[6erWebb]

Long story, its a thread in and of itself, but yea...once

IT WAS AWESOME THO

[SeanDub]

lol, I cant imagine having a GF i only fucked once. Theres normally countless times before they even gain the title of my GF

[Stephen]

loller skates

[6erWebb]

Like I said epic tale, part of it was in ot once

[Jamil]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[B Rod]

Probably the back yard of my old house while my other 3 roommates were all just inside the sliding door.

[Stephen]

Probably the back yard of my old house while my other 3 roommates were all just inside the sliding door.

At my girls house this is where it happens most. Only at night so they cant see in. :stickoutt

[Tuck&Poke]

my life is not a porno :(

[slimadi]

Well let me think hhhhhmmmmm,her mums back garden,garden shed bit tight in there but so was she,over the bonnet of my old car in the high street late at night :shifty,inside my E30 front and back seats,window balcony and front door porch and on the stairs with her mum after a few beers :shifty :eyebrows

[Schieldrop]

Between two uniforms police cruisers at the local police station. We were on our way how from a party at 4 in the morning, and thought it would be exciting, which it was. One cop saw us, waited until we were done, then gave me (not her, just me) a $500 fine and sent us on our way...

[Digitalwave]

This question was brought to my attention today by someone who's name shall not be revealed :shifty. Anyway, here it is: Where is the craziest place you've done the dirty, made whoopie, tapped that?

Your inputs are appreciated and details are necessary :eyebrows

This is weird. :shifty

shut up you love it ;)

Soooooo I take it ray ban is Mike's new love interest?

[Bimmerteck]

Soooooo I take it ray ban is Mike's new love interest?

That or she really likes my 'vert :eyebrows, I keep walking out to my garage to find her leaning against/sitting in my car, while watching Mike work on his swap. I suppose she could sit in his car, but she chose mine. . . :confused Luckily for Mike and I, my wife approves. :alright

[E36Bimmer93]

Let's see,
Had an orgy in my hot tub one night, and my 65 year old neighbors watched the whole thing from their bedroom window because I forgot to turn off the back porch lights
On the beach late one night in Panama City
In the closet of a room in a condo in Panama City
In my car behind a dorm on campus
In the changing rooms of Dillards and JC Penney
In an ex's garage while her parents were right inside
In my mom's car whem I borrowed it one night(this car is now my sisters, and she knows what I did. Ha)
I've literally had sex in every room of my house. All 4 bedrooms, all 3 1/2 bathrooms, the office, the kitchen, even on the stairs
The side of a house during a party
...That's all I can think of right now

[schroedin]

Winnar :rofl

[BADwayz]

This question was brought to my attention today by someone who's name shall not be revealed :shifty. Anyway, here it is: Where is the craziest place you've done the dirty, made whoopie, tapped that?

Your inputs are appreciated and details are necessary :eyebrows

Ive done the usual car, window of a hotel, bathroom, ect bit. The weirdest thing Ive done though was bang a breezy in her armpit. While standing in front of her with her arm flexed against her body, I still cant believe she let me do that. Perfect thing though, she can make it tighter or looser to your preference, no STD's, no pregnecy worries, and convenient for dotting her eyes with the finale'. She was a dead ringer for Racheal McAdams in The Wedding Crashers too.

[səˈprēm]

Ive done the usual car, window of a hotel, bathroom, ect bit. The weirdest thing Ive done though was bang a breezy in her armpit. While standing in front of her with her arm flexed against her body, I still cant believe she let me do that. Perfect thing though, she can make it tighter or looser to your preference, no STD's, no pregnecy worries, and convenient for dotting her eyes with the finale'. She was a dead ringer for Racheal McAdams in The Wedding Crashers too.
You blew a load in her armpit? Wut

[akoehler]

Ive done the usual car, window of a hotel, bathroom, ect bit. The weirdest thing Ive done though was bang a breezy in her armpit. While standing in front of her with her arm flexed against her body, I still cant believe she let me do that. Perfect thing though, she can make it tighter or looser to your preference, no STD's, no pregnecy worries, and convenient for dotting her eyes with the finale'. She was a dead ringer for Racheal McAdams in The Wedding Crashers too.

call me crazy but this doesn't sound appealing at all :shifty

[ray ban]

That or she really likes my 'vert :eyebrows, I keep walking out to my garage to find her leaning against/sitting in my car, while watching Mike work on his swap. I suppose she could sit in his car, but she chose mine. . . :confused Luckily for Mike and I, my wife approves. :alright

yayyy i win :eyebrows and i chose your car cuz there arent wires jetting out of every crevace. lol. THATS A FIRE HAZARD MIKE!!!!
:stickoutt

[Stephen]

Ive done the usual car, window of a hotel, bathroom, ect bit. The weirdest thing Ive done though was bang a breezy in her armpit. While standing in front of her with her arm flexed against her body, I still cant believe she let me do that. Perfect thing though, she can make it tighter or looser to your preference, no STD's, no pregnecy worries, and convenient for dotting her eyes with the finale'. She was a dead ringer for Racheal McAdams in The Wedding Crashers too.

Yeah not sure im diggin the whole cockpit thing.

Yea, its a bad pun. Get over it.

[Schieldrop]

I've had a girl rub me off with her ass cheeks. Not the best thing ever, but interesting none the less.

[BADwayz]

Ha, the cockpit wasnt the best experience and I havent done it to anyone since. It was just one of those things that popped in my head and I wanted to see if she would even let me....and she did.

[Schieldrop]

Ha, the cockpit wasnt the best experience and I havent done it to anyone since. It was just one of those things that popped in my head and I wanted to see if she would even let me....and she did.

Trying new things is always fun. And if nothing else at least you get a cool story out of it. Think I'll have to try it once. Just hope there's no hairstubs, cos I can't see myself loving the sandpaper feel :shifty

[BADwayz]

Trying new things is always fun. And if nothing else at least you get a cool story out of it. Think I'll have to try it once. Just hope there's no hairstubs, cos I can't see myself loving the sandpaper feel :shifty

Go an inch below the actual pit, thats a friction burn that wouldnt be fun. and remember, vodka is not a lubricant.

[Schieldrop]

Go an inch below the actual pit, thats a friction burn that wouldnt be fun. and remember, vodka is not a lubricant.

Thanks for the advice. I can actually recommend the one I posted on the last page. Actually quite enjoyable. Vodka is brain lube :eyebrows And as we all know one of the great thing about being under the influence is that the repercussions really don't factor in :rofl